I, the Guardian of Rice Nougat, welcome you to a potentially most certainly epic marathon of insanity.
This book, now immortalised as a blog (if I can be arsed updating it each day), was created, much like Frankenstein’s Monster, on a day of foul weather, and in the dead of… Lunchtime. We realised (like most indie teenagers do at some point) that we say stupid things. Many stupid things. So many, in fact, that we figured our brains wouldn’t have the capacity to handle this… Creative intelligence. Finding a notebook and writing everything down seemed the best course of action to deal with the overflow. Never in our wildest dreams did we imagine that it would go on for as long as it has.
Begun in July of 2007, we didn’t think we’d have the dedication to keep writing until now. Oh, how wrong we were. Now we’re inspired to share our genius with the world. Or… The three people who’ll end up reading this. Two of which will most likely be of “our kind”, and the third… Well… Let’s just say it’s probably Creepy-Stalker-Guy who we keep seeing in the city. (Yes! We know you’re watching us! You can’t hide for long. We know we’re cool and awesome… But seriously…).
So you’re probably wondering how we came up with the name of ‘Rice Nougat‘? (Well, I bet you’re not, but too bad, since we’re going to tell you regardless). It was originally the first quote we decided to write down. Resulting from a misheard interpretation of two separate conversations, Rice Nougat was born. And that’s the last quote I’m ever going to even semi-explain… Unless someone gets terribly confused and directly asks.
This will (hopefuly) be updated once-a-day with one quote… Until we’ve caught up to where we are presently. Then you’ll get updates as long as we keep saying dumb things.
Rice Nougat has been promoted to its second edition, which we’ll tell you about… When we think you’re ready. Until then, you’ll have to deal with one-hundred-and-fifty-odd pages of illogical and nonsensical… Bullshit. But it’s funny! We swear.
Disclaimer: We take no responsibility whatsoever for melted brains, need of psychiatric help… Or any EPIC Facepalm injuries you may suffer.
