The Zelda Rant:
Josh: It’s always the same! Link is in the village with a wooden sword! Go catch fish – Oh fucking hell! And they say 48 hours of gameplay, but they say that because it’s all the same! In the village, with a wooden sword!
All: … Catching fish.
Josh: Catching fish! And if you catch four hundred fish you get a metal sword. How the hell does that even work?! And you can’t leave the village until you have a metal sword. Does the gate have, like, a wood detector or something?! It doesn’t. Make. Sense!
“Wankknuckles!”
- George
“I would KILL to be that pretty… And you have testicles!”
- Emmaline
“Report a Graffidiot”
- Stupid Transperth sign
“If life is foreplay… Does that mean death is sex?”
- Meg commenting on an album name
“I can’t work it out… Either he’s playing tennis, or throwing a pineapple…”
- Meg, on the Hello Panda mascot
“Northbridge jokes! Like York jokes… But funnier!”
- Georgie comes up with another York joke, accidentally
petite mort!
That is a terrible pun.