“It’s a bag full of cake!”

- Liz (about Meg’s decimated cake – Cara picked all the currants out).

“Objection! The witness is a douche!”

- Liz (on P&L mock trials).

“It’s not a retreat! We’re just advancing in a different direction!”

- History Fun: Handy-Dandy Advice to Hitler.

“I know that one plus one equals two, but that doesn’t mean that when I get two eggs, I won’t have to count them again”.

- George

“Small boob joke, Meg, you wouldn’t get it.”

- Liz. (Plus Cara and George. Repeatedly).

“Wrapped up in a warm blanket of jam”.

- George

“Higgedybob the German Mouse!”

- Lizzie

“No! Not that! I want diarrhoea!”

- Elle (raging at Spellcheck)

“Where is E in the dictionary? … Before or after birth control!”

- George

“Sir Fitzwilliam Arthur McSoybean”.

- George (on her future husband’s name).